(Source: shavingryansprivates)

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

(Source: asvprock)

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."


(Source: sheriffmac)

  • Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake

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counterfeit-hoes:

fuckyeahjhene:

Jhené Aiko at Coachella: Weekend 2

x


(Source: la-fugitiva-sensacion)

ironchancellorbismarck:

mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.

Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU F*CKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

I love how the guy who opened the door is just like “it’s too late he was a dick any way no one will miss him I’ll just close this door”

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

(Source: nickdrake)

fckthestate:

my anxieties have anxieties


coldbeansandcollardgreens:

LEGENDARY

(Source: allhilton)